A priest a rabbi and a minister end up in Boise, Idaho.

A priest, a rabbi and a minister need to get to a religious conference in Pittsburgh, PA. They decided to fly as a group.

The Priest wanted to take care of the arrangements. He walked into a travel agency, and explained to the owner that he'll need tickets and a hotel. A very attractive woman waved him into her office. She asked, "Where is this trip taking you?" The priest stunned by the woman's beauty blurts out, "Titsburgh." Ashamed he apologizes and explains that he is a man of the cloth. He walked straight out of the agency.

The priest apologized to both the minister and the rabbi, and told them both that he will not be able to make arrangements for the trip.

The rabbi, tells the priest not to worry and that he'll take care of the plans. The rabbi went to the same travel agency first thing that next morning. This time the same woman was at the front desk and told the rabbi, "Good morning; how may I help you?" The rabbi approached the desk, and said, "Yes, hello. I would like to . . ." Mid-sentence he noticed that the woman was not wearing a bra, and her nipples were hard. He closed his eyes, and suddenly he blurted out "I need three tickets to Titsburgh." He could not believe the words that left if his mouth. He sincerely apologized to the woman, and left.

The next day the rabbi called the priest and the minister and told them that due to some unforeseen circumstances he won't be able to make the reservations. The minister understood, and took it upon himself to book the trip.

The next morning after services, the minister went to the same travel agency. This time the woman was wearing a bikini, to promote Hawaii vacations. The minister walked up to the counter and asked for some assistance to book a trip for him and as his colleagues. The woman asked him to follow her to her office. As they sat down the woman shut the door. The minister sat down, and told her that he was so appalled by the travel agent's bikini, that he will turn his back to her until they complete the transaction, he turned his chair, the minister noticed a photo of the agent and her children hanging on the door. The woman asked, "Well? Where are ya'll flying to?" The minister said, "Boys. . ." He froze. The agent said, "Oh that's fantastic! Boise, that's where I'm from!"