"But I feel great."

Johnny went to a family reunion. While there his Dad said, "Johnny, you don't look so good."
Johnny replies, "Really? because I feel great."

Johnny runs into his uncle. His uncle say, "Man, you don't look so good."
Johnny replies, "But I feel great."

Johnny becomes worried so he decides to go see his doctor.

Johnny: "Doctor, everyone says I look bad...but I feel great."

The doctor proceeds to look through his medical book. The doctor scratches his head.

Doctor: "Hmmm... Looks bad, but feels great....you must be a vagina!"