A police officer pulls up to a stop sign with a beaten up Toyota Camry in front of him. The officer comes to a stop and waits, but the Camry refuses to move. The officer waits a minute and begins to get agitated. Finally, the officer gets out of the police car and walks up to the Camry. The window creaks open, and the officer is hit with the overwhelming scent of weed.
The officer yells "What the hell are you waiting for, son?!"
The driver turns to the cop and says "Sorry, officer, I was waiting for the sign to turn green".
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