walks into a french bakery and places her order with the baker..... the baker proceds to whip his fat cock out and stick it in her meaty flaps, the women shouts hey! thats not what i ordered and the baker goes "oh! im guessing you meant crape!" they both have a laugh as susan is both reasonalbe and understanding... she then walks off to her car and gets in a crash and is rear ended... "wow twice in a day she exclaims" after she tries to take her mind off this terrible day so she parks her car and then walks in to see the new ghostbusters remake and upon leaving the theater says okay three times in a day..... Now things are getting spooky
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