A plane crashes on a desert island

And only the pilot, the co-pilot and a stewardess are not killed.

They survive like they can, one day, two days, three days, then weeks pass, then one month... And the pilot says "We need to find a fair way to have sex. How do we do that?" They look at each other and finally the pilot says to the co-pilot "It will be one day you, one day me". The stewardess agrees.

And they go on with surviving, one day, two days, three days, then one week, two, weeks, then one month, two months, three months... And the stewardess dies. The pilot and the co-pilot look at each other in silence, when finally the pilot says "Well, one day you, one day me..." They both agree.

And days pass, then weeks, then one month, two months, three months... At this point the two men barely look at each other, feeling bad and dirty... The co-pilot says "I can't go on like this anymore..." and the pilots says "Me neither... What about we burry her?"



*I've been told this joke in French, and translated it like I could. If somebody could come up with better wording, that would be great!*

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