A plane crashes into the Pacific: the captain, a steward and a stewardess are the only survivors

*I tried to translate this one from French as good as I could, so please forgive me if some things sounds weird*



They drift on the ocean for a few days before washing up on a desert island. Slowly, they started building a new life on the island: they build a shelter, they find a source of water and food. Everything is going well as they are reaching a nice level of comfort. But after a few weeks, the stewardess goes talking to the steward and the captain and says: "Guys, we've been living on this island for a few weeks now and we managed to provide for our vital needs, but I know that you, as much as I do, have other needs. So before we begin to fight about it, here's what I'm proposing you: captain, you can do it on the even days of week, and you steward can do it on the odd days of the week. And if there's anything wrong, we talk about it. What do you think? " They both agree and so begins the sex triangle. They are now happier and more relaxed than before. But three weeks later, the stewardess gets sick and unfortunately dies. But life must go on for the captain and the steward, so they continue to live as they did when they first got on the island. A few weeks later though, the steward says to the captain : "It's been tough since she died. And I'm tired of jacking myself off. I need to have sex. I can't take it anymore". The captain looks in horror as to what the steward was implying towards and says "I don't think I'm comfortable doing that." Steward then replied "What other way do we have? Do you want to go back to jacking off? I don't think so.." The captain agrees and they start satisfying their urges again. But a few days later, the captain comes up to the steward and says: "-Man you said that if there was anything wrong we'd talk about it right? I must tell you that I don't feel really comfortable with what we're doing here " "-Actually me neither. As a matter of fact, I find it weird and against nature " answers the steward. "-So what do we do now? " "-I think we should burry her"