A plane crashes in the ocean

Only two men and one woman survive and, aboard a lifeboat, find a nearby island.

After two weeks, the woman becomes hopeless of rescue, and claiming she is ashamed of the things she's had to do to survive, commits suicide.

Two weeks later, the men bury the dead woman, claiming they are ashamed of what they've been doing on the island.

Two weeks after the burial, the two men dig her body out of the grave, claiming they are ashamed of what they've been doing on the island.

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