The captain is snowing him around the ship.
"This is the dining room where we have our meals."
"This is the sleeping quarters where your bunk will be"
"This is the latrine where you will take your mighty pirate shits"
The new pirate says to the captain. "I can't help but notice there isn't much privacy around here. What do I have to do if I need to.. You know... Relieve myself?"
The captain then takes him up on the poopdeck where he points out a barrel with a hole in the side of it. There is a line of his shipmates, and one by one they go up and stick their dick in the barrel.
"If you ever feel the urge you can always just walk up to the barrel and stick your junk in the hole. Well- everyday except Tuesday that is"
The pirate replies "perfect! But why not on Tuesday?"
"Well," the captain says. "That's your day in the barrel"
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