... at a fancy restaurant when the bread is delivered to the table. The woman looks up from her glass of wine and sees the man's penis reach up over the table, grab a roll and bring it back down. She decides that the wine must have gone to her head and the date continues. A few minutes later the man's penis reaches up from below the table grabs another roll and disappears below. The woman puts her wine down and slides it away. She takes a second and looks the man in the eye and asks him if his penis just grabbed a dinner roll, a second dinner roll. The man says, "I'm terribly sorry and should have mentioned this sooner but it's difficult to insert into normal conversation. You see, when I was a boy I had an accident on my bicycle and my penis was completely severed from my body. Having no other options the doctors decided to replace my penis with the trunk of a baby elephant." The woman says, "that's amazing!" She's less disgusted than intrigued so she asks, "can you do it again?" The man replies, "not at the moment. I couldn't possibly fit another dinner roll up my ass."
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