Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist - $ 300. Too expensive moans the priest. The protestant florist - $ 250, No, it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer, especially as the price difference is rather small. But lo! Solly Goldberg - $ 75!!! Religion or economics? After much consideration, Solly obtains the contract. On Easter Sunday morning, Goldberg's men deliver the flowers: wonderful roses, azaleas, camellias, tulips and carnations. O'Maley's last reservations are discarded. When the parishioners arrive in the church, they see the magnificent flower arrangement and a ribbon with the inscription: Jesus has risen! But the prices of Goldberg always stay the same.
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