Larry and Joe are nailing wood siding on a house.
Joe looks over at Larry and is shocked to see him picking the nails from his pouch, one by one, inspecting them, and throw them over his shoulder.
Joe yells, "hey Larry, what-in-the-hell are you doing throwing all those nails away for!?!?"
Larry yells back, "Don't yell at me, Joe! It's not my fault all of these nails all have the head on the wrong end!"
Joe pulls a nail from his own pouch and looks at it for a second, and yells back, "Larry, you idiot, don't throw them away! We can use those on the other side of the house!"
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