He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
I thought it was funny [last time](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/267ij0/a_physicist_sees_a_young_man_about_to_jump_off/) I saw it on reddit and thought it deserved another go.
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