Best money jokes ever

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The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple if you use the short form , the government gets your money if you use the ling form , the tax advisor gets your money.
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A small boy goes up to man in the street and asks him if he's lost $5
The man checks his pockets and says , 'well, yes.
i think i have lost a $5 note.
Have you found one?' The boy replies , no.
i just wanted to see how many people had lost a $5 note today.
you make 72
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there is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation : "i have good news and bad news the good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program . the bad news is, it's still out there is=n your pockets."
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Dad , would you like to save some money ?
i certainly would ,son.
Any suggestions ?Sure.
why not buy me a bike , then i won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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Doctor to woman : "what si the matter about your husband ?"
woman : "he is worrying about MONEY."
Doctor : "I think i can relieve him of that ."
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patient : "doctor ,i want to thank you for your great medicine "
the doctor was very much pleased.
he asked :"did it really help you ?"
patient : "it helped me wonderfully."
doctor :" how many bottled did you find it necessary to take ?"
patient: "i did not take any of it . my uncle took one bottle and i am his sole heir."
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