On the first hole the golfer narrowly misses his target an yells "Shit! I missed!"
The nun is appalled and tells the golfer she does not approve of his bad language.
On the next hole the golfer again misses narrowly and again shouts "Arrrgh Shit! I missed!"
The nun warns him that his actions are offensive to God and she will be forced to take action if he exclaims again.
Sure enough the golfer attempts his third ball and misses yelling "Fuck! I missed!"
The nun is furious and raises her arms up to the sky and begins a prayer: "powerful and mighty God, strike down on this foul man that I once called a friend"
Moments later there is a flash and the nun is struck by 3 bolts of lightning.
The golfer looks up into the sky and hears a loud booming voice:
"Oh Shit! I missed"
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