One day, a man was out playing golf with a large group of his friends. They came across the ninth hole when off in the distance, across the road, they saw a funeral procession leading into a graveyard.
The man stopped putting, took off his hat, knelt down and bowed his head for a few seconds.
One of his friends came over to him, and put his hand on his shoulder. He said "You are such a kind and incredible person, its amazing much respect you have for people in this world, I cant believe you would do that for someone".
The man stood up, put his cap on, turned back to his friend and replied "I should damn well hope so, we were married for eleven years!"
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