and they find that they are running very low on money. The girl tells her grandma,
"I'm going to head off south to find work, I'll come back with money. I promise."
The girl is gone for many months, and when she returns home she has tons of money! The grandmother is overjoyed and says,
"How did you make all this money, child?"
The girl says in a hushed voice, "Well, I was a prostitute grandma."
The grandmother looked enraged, "What did you say?!"
"I was a prostitute, grandma! I'm sorry."
The grandmother calms down, "Oh thank God! I thought you said you were a protestant!"
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