So this guy, Seamus, is driving around a parking lot, looking for a spot so he can run in and use the bathroom. After a good fifteen minutes of searching, he's frustrated and desperate, and decides to seek help from a higher power.
"Dear Lord," he says, "If you help me find a parking spot, I'll start going to church and I'll stop drinking. I'll even call me ma from time to time."
Just then, he turns a corner and sees a beautiful beam if light shining down from the sky as the closest spot to the building opens up.
Seamus, overjoyed, looks heavenward and says, "never mind, Lord, I've found one meself! "
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