A nondrunk guy walks into a bar and sits down. He notices a jar stuffed with $10 bills. So he asks the bartender "Whats with the jar?" The bartender swiftly responds "You have to take a test, If you do it, you can take the bills and the jar."
The man thinking he is a smart guy asks "What is the test?" The bartender replies "You have to put $10 in first." The man groans and puts $10 dollars in and asks again "What is the test?" The bartender replies "First you have to drink this entire bottle of hot sauce without making a face. Outside there is a dog with a sore tooth, and upstairs there is a 90-year-old virgin. Have fun" The guy gets mad and stomps out of the bar.
A few minutes later, A already drunk guy stumples in and sits down at the bar. He glaces at the jar and asks "What's with the jar?" The bartender replies "You have to take a test , and if you pass, you get the entire jar and bills." The drunk man without thinking says "Ok!" And stuffs the jar with a $10 dollar bill. The bartender tells him the test "First you have to drink this entire bottle of hot sauce. Outside there is a dog with a sore tooth, and upstairs there is a 90-year-old virgin upstairs. Have fun! The drunk guy picks up the hot sauce and chugs the hot sauce without even flinching, He stumples out back. There is a huge snarl and bark. Just when they think he is dead, he walks back in and says "Now where is the old lady with a sore tooth?"
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