A new nurse is being given the tour of his new workplace.

He and a fellow nurse walk the hallways of the hospital. Passing one of the rooms he sees a nurse mounted on top of a patient having rough passionate sex.

"What on earth is this nurse doing?!" He asked.
The other nurse casually replies "this man has a very rare condition. If he doesn't ejaculate 6 or more times a day, his balls fill up with pressure and literally explode."

The new nurse, stunned, but content with the answer continues on with his tour of the hospital. A few doors down he sees a man bored and sighing, masturbating to a hardcore porn.

"And this man? " the new nurse asked.

The other nurse response "Oh, this man? He has the same condition as the patient with the exploding balls a few doors down. But that patient has better insurance."

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