A new business was opening and one of the owners friends sent flowers for the occasion. but when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said, Rest In Peace. The owner was a little peeved,and he called the florist to complain. After he told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist said, Sir I'm really sorry for the mistake,but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, Congratulations On Your New Location.
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