the couple has sex every night, and every night the man insists they make love in the dark. one night in the middle of love making the woman turns on the lights to find the man fucking her with a dildo
"explain yourself" says the woman
the man responds "fine, but first you explain the kids"
i dont recall where i first heard this but it could be a repost
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