And said, "You are no longer relevant. With our scientific advances, we have been able to create water, build empires, and even replicate life through cloning techniques."
God said to them, "Fair enough. Why don't we have a contest to see who can create life faster?"
The scientists scoffed. "No problem. Let's do it."
The first of the scientists grabs a beaker and begins to fill it with soil.
God looked at him and said, "Oh, no you don't. Get your own dirt!"
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