And none of the women pay him any attention. Embarrassed, he finds a popular guy and asks him for tips.
"Try getting a better haircut."
The nerdy guy tries it, but the women still don't notice him. He asks for more tips.
"Try getting contacts and more stylish swim trunks."
The nerd follows the advice again. He can talk to the girls now, but they still aren't interested. The popular guy says:
"Ok. As a last resort, try putting a potato in your trunks. Not all girls will like it, but it'll get some attention."
The nerd tries it - but it's worse than ever before. All the girls avoid him, even wading out into the water to avoid him. So he goes back to the popular guy, and the popular guy says:
"You're supposed to put the potato in the front, stupid!!"
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