An instant later they find themselves in the afterlife, being judged by Almighty God Himself.
One falls to his knees, "I implore you, O all-powerful Creator of the universe! Before you judge my soul, I beg you humbly, reveal to me who was actually behind the September 11 attacks!"
God sighs. "Muslim extremists. Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden did it."
His friend leans down and whispers, "Holy shit, dude. This thing goes higher up than we first thought."
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