A Native American emerges with a new born...

A Native American chief emerges from a teepee with a new born in his hands, looks round at the crowd of awaiting people and announces, "this boy shall be known as "Sitting Bull"".

One young man approaches the chief and asks "Chief, why name the boy "Sitting Bull?"

"It is simple. When I emerge from the teepee with a new born, I name him after the first thing I see. Like when I named your father. I emerged from teepee and saw the majestic sun rise, and so I named him "Rising Sun". Then with your brother, I emerge and see the moon glowing in the sky, so I name him "Glowing Moon". And just now, I emerge and see bull resting in field, so I name him "Sitting Bull".

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