While at the grocery, he meets a beautiful woman and they start chatting. One thing leads to another and he ends up at her house.
The following morning he wakes with a start and rushes home. In his haste he drops the bucket of snails against his front door.
Hearing the commotion, his wife flings the door open and stares angrily at him. 'Where the hell have you been?!'
The man, thinking fast, looks around at the snails and says, 'Come on guys! We're nearly there!'
EDIT: Thank you for the spelling correction!
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