A Muslim goes to Heaven and meets Saint Peter at the Gate.

He looks at Peter and says "This has to be a mistake. I demand to see prophet Mohamed right now!"
Saint Peter says "Calm down. Would you like a coffee or a cappuccino or something to drink?"
The Muslim says "No, thanks. But I don't think I'm supposed to be here."
Peter responds "Alright, I'll let you sort this out with the manager here. You can enter until then."

The Muslim enters Heaven which is beautiful. He sees Jesus across the room and goes to talk to him. He says "Hello, sir, are you the manager here?"
Jesus responds "Yes."
The Muslim says "Saint Peter sent me to talk to you, but I need to speak to prophet Mohamed."
Jesus says "Sure, we can talk, but would you like a cappuccino?"
The Muslim says "No, I just don't think this is the right Heaven for me."
Jesus says "You know what, I'll let you address God himself about this."

God appears before the Muslims and asks him "What's wrong, sir?"
The Muslims says "I don't think I ended up where I should, and I'd like to talk to prophet Mohamed."
God, redundantly asks him "Do you want a coffee or a cappuccino?"
The Muslims answers "Fine, I'll have your freaking cappuccino if we can talk!"
God looks across the room and says "Yo, Mohamed, bring us two cappuccinos!"