.... and yells out to a group of drunks:
"WHICH ONE OF YOU IS JOHNNY???!"
One of the drunks raises his hand and slurs:
"I'm Johnny."
The man quickly proceeds to beat the living hell out of the drunk man. When he is done, he warns:
"That'll teach you to never do that again." And the man walks out of the bar.
The drunk man starts laughing uncontrollably when one of his drunk friends walks over to ask him:
"What's so funny? You just got the shit kicked out of you!"
The drunk man on the floor says: "That guy is so stupid. My name is not Johnny."
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