The teacher looks at it and says, "Hmm, Ahmed, this clock looks a bit suspicious, why is it in a briefcase, and what's with all the exposed wires!? Ahmed, this thing looks like it might be a...
Ahmed interrupts: **ALLAHU AKBAR**
For his scientific achievement, Ahmed is awarded the grand prize of 72 virgins.
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