He leans over the side of the horse, and says "That's a nice trike, did Santa give it to you for Christmas?". The little girl proudly says yes. "Well, it looks like he forgot to give you a helmet too," the policeman says, "I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
At this point, the little girl is royally pissed, so she sweetly says to the policeman "I like your horse, did Santa give that to YOU for Christmas?". The policeman jokingly says yes. The little girl looks him straight in the eye, and says "Well, it looks like he made a mistake; the dick goes under the horse, not on top."
EDIT: Changed speeding ticket to not-wearing-a-helmet ticket.
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