As a young girl is starting in a new school that is supposed to be very difficult, her mother decides to give her daughter a reward for getting good grades.
"Every quarter you get all A's I'll buy you any toy you want." says the mother.
First quarter report cards come in, little girl gets all A's. Mother takes the daughter to the Toy Store, where the daughter pics out a Barbie.
The mother says same deal for next quarter, "If you get all A's, I'll buy you any toy you want."
Next report card comes, again little girl gets all A's. Mom takes the daughter to the Toy Store, where the little girl pics out a G.I. Joe.
The mom tells the little girl "Honey, don't you know Barbie comes with Ken?"
Little girl says "No mom, Barbie comes with G.I. Joe, Barbie just fakes it with Ken."
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