She presses the call button and the nurse comes and hoists her out of bed and onto a wheelchair. She wheels the lady into the bathroom where another hoist is used to get her onto the toilet. She finishes her business and says,
Patient: "I''m done"
Nurse: "Oh but you didn't wipe"
Patient: "Well at home Roger helps me with that, so you're going to have to do that"
The nurse wipes her and gets her hoisted back into the wheelchair and back into bed and says
Nurse "Your husband Roger is a dedicated man, you must have found true love!"
Patient "Oh Roger, he's not my Husband, He's my dog."
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