A Minister, Priest, and Rabbi are out fishing...

The Minister remembered he forgot something in the vehicle, stepped out of the boat walked across the water and grabbed his missing item from the vehicle then walked back to the boat. The Priest realized he had to use the bathroom and didn't want to offend his friends so got out of the boat walked across the water did his business and came back. The Rabbi sat and thought to himself "if they can do it I can do it to", so the Rabbi gets out of the boat. As soon as he steps onto the water he sinks, as this is happening the Minister leans over and whispers to the Priest "we probably should have told him where the rocks were".

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