A midget and a giant want to get in the Guinness book of world records.

The giant, knowing he has very large hands, decides to go in and see if he had the worlds largest hands. Once he comes back out he is ecstatic to announce his new world record. The midget says to him "man I hate to admit it, but I have a tiny dick. I think that's my record." After he comes back out after examination the giant asks him if they are record holding buddies. The midget sadly responds "no, some asshole named '*insertyournamehere*' beat me out."

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