There were two sisters called Petal and Fridge sitting with their parents. Petal asked her mum,
"Mum, why am I called Petal?".
Her mum replied "Well it's because when you were a baby, a flower petal fell on you".
Then Fridge said "BLRGGGGGAAABLLRR!!!"
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