and he doesn't have an appointment so he signs in and goes to have a seat in the waiting room. There's only one other person there, an elderly man seated across the room. So he takes a seat and the older man says "H-h-h-hello!"
"Hello," replies the younger man.
"I-i-i-i-i-is the d-d-d-, the d-d-doctor a good m-man?"
"Yes," he says, "he's treated me before. He's very professional."
"That's g-g-g-good! W-w-w-what are y-y-y-you in here f-f-f-f-, uh, f-for?"
"You really want to know?"
"Y-y-y-y-, uh, y-y-yeah."
"Are you *sure* you want me to tell you?"
"Y-yeah!"
"I piss like you talk."
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