A guy with a terrible stutter goes to the doctor. Doctor examines him, and says, "I'm afraid the problem is your large penis. It requires such an enormous blood supply, not enough blood is reaching the speech center in your brain."
"W-w-well, what c-c-can I d-d-do?" asks the guy.
"We can do a penis reduction," says the doctor.
"C-c-can you do that?"
"Sure," says, the doctor. "Reduction, addition, we can do it all nowadays."
And the guys says, "I-I-I'll have to th-th-think about it."
A week goes by, and the guy just can't stand the stuttering any longer. So he returns to the doctor and asks for the reduction.
The surgery goes great, the guy wakes up, and sure enough, his stutter is gone!
After a couple of weeks with his normal-sized Johnson, however, the guy has second thoughts. So he returns to the doctor.
"Doc," he says. "Don't think I'm ungrateful. You solved my stuttering problem, just like you said you would. However, I really miss my penis. You said you can do additions. I'd like you to put the rest of my penis back on."
And the doctor says, "F-F-Fuck you!"
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