A woman is giving birth in a hospital and after hours of excruciating pain the baby comes out. The doctor looks at it, looks at her, and then throws the baby on the ground and stomps on it's head. Mortified the woman asks the doctor, "what the hell did you do that for?" The doctor looks at her and says, "Don't worry, the baby was already dead."
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