A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace? She says, Bernie, I want a divorce. He says, I wasn't planning on spending that much.

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