A married couple arrives at the hospital to welcome the birth of their baby. During the birth of their child the doctor offers a new method that allocates some of the pain to the father in order to alleviate pain endured during labor by hooking the husband up to a machine. The husband agrees. The doctor begins the procedure by setting it at the lowest setting to ease the father into the procedure. The doctor asks the husband how he feels, he replies, “I feel great, crank it up!”. The doctor hesitantly obliges and turns the machine on high, warning the husband that this pain could be potentially lethal. The husband still felt nothing and assured the doctor he was in tip-top-shape and wanted to continue. The couple welcomed a baby boy and was released from the hospital only to find their mailman dead on their doorstep.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.