A man's wife threw out his LEGO collection dating back to the 1970's.

She leaves him soon after. His son gathers a group of his friends to look around the house to cheer him up. . Soon the whole neighborhood joins in the effort. His father comes home and immediately panics.
"Son, what are all these people doing here?"
His son replies "We got some. but we're going to find every piece dad."
His father starts to cry and pace.
"Its ok dad, we've already found some of the bricks."
He sighs with relief.
"Bricks? Ah the Lego bricks. I you meant your mother."

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