When suddenly a cannibal tribe captures them. Three man plead for mercy, and the cannibal leader agree with one condition : their penis length in total must be greater than 25 centimeters, or else they would be eaten alive at once.
The african pulls down his pants, showing an enormous private. A cannibal man measure the dick, and get 14 cm
The English man is next. His penis is measured for 7 cm long.
Only the Chinese left. The other worry how the chinese could have a penis longer than 4. Miraculously, his penis is 4.5 cm long, which results in a total length of 25.5.
Fulfill the request, three man are released. On their way to the boat, they have a conversation.
The African says : " What a perilous situation, but thanks to my big dick, we are saved"
English man reply : " Right sir, but without my dick, i don't think we could have achieved the 25 cm mark"
Then the Chinese yell : " SHUT UP YOU BITCHES, IF I HADN'T GOT THAT ERECTION, YOU WOULD'VE DIED ALREADY "
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