As soon as he gets out, he rushes to the hospital to see his son.
On the first floor, he sees a sign which says "here's where gorgeous babies are". He asks the doctor "Is my baby, Gerald, here?" and the doctor says "no, try next floor".
On the second floor, he sees a sign which says "here's where average babies are". He asks the doctor "Is my baby, Gerald, here?" and the doctor says "no, try next floor".
On the third floor, he sees a sign which says "here's where ugly babies are". He asks the doctor "Is my baby, Gerald, here?" and the doctor says "no, try next floor".
On the fourth floor, he sees a sign which says "here's where hideous babies are". He asks the doctor "Is my baby, Gerald, here?" and the doctor says "no, try next floor".
The man, pissed off, goes to the fifth floor. There, he sees a sign which says "here's where Gerald is".
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