A man is flying in a hot air balloon above the mountains. He's lost, so when he sees a man walking down below, he yells out to him. "Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I am?" yells the man in the balloon. The man walking on the ground says "Certainly. You're 30 feet up in the air, in a hot air balloon travelling over the mountains!". The man in the balloon, understandably angry with the answer goes "Well now I'm truly lost. You sir must be an engineer!". The man on the ground replies "I am, how can you tell?". The man in the balloon says "Because you've given me a very technical answer, which very well may be correct but isn't of any use to me at all". The Engineer yells back to the man in the balloon "Well you sir must be a manager!". The man in the balloon, surprised, responds "Why yes, actually I am. How can you tell?", and the engineer tells him "Well you don't know where you are, and you don't know where you're going, and before we met you had a problem except now its my fault".
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