Manager: I'm of higher authority, so what I say goes.
Customer: That's no way to treat a customer.
Manager: The things you've been saying to me have been, to be frank, absolutely disgusting.
Customer: Constructive critisism mate, and well deserved as well. Your customer service is absolutely appaling, a shambles.
Manager: It can't be that bad, I'm a manager of one of the biggest retail companies in the world. I'm more successful than you will ever be.
Customer: You've sucked more people off than I ever will, yeah.
The manager fell silent...
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