Am I too late for a Belgian joke?

It's World War I, now 100 years ago. A Belgian unit is hidden in it's trenches about 50m of German soldiers in theirs. After weeks of heavy shootings and minor progressions the Belgian colonel comes up with an idea. He says: "Guys, I've got a plan. Watch me!" and he takes position. He raises his voice towards the Germans and calls: "Friedrich?" and 50m away a German raises his head and replies "Jawohl!" and gets shot. The colonel explains to his troups that almost every man in Germany is named "Franz, Heinrich, Andreas or Friedrich" so those are the best names.

The next week Germans suffer huge losses due to this tactic and the German colonel says to his unit: "Okay, Belgians are all called Jan, Pieter or Jonas! I'll show you!" The Belgian colonel is not stupid of course, so when he hears "Jan, you there?" he screams to his troups to get the fuck down and NOT react. When the German calls again he replies "Is it you, Franz?"

Jawohl!

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