and he broke up with his girlfriend 6 months ago so he gets easily "excited" at work. One day he decided to put his dick in the pickle bottler thinking it would feel good. He was caught on the camera doing so, and management had to fire him. What did they do with the pickle bottler you may ask? They fired her too!
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