A man discovered a new medication that makes people sneeze constantly. What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Girlfriend

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0...

One Shoe

Yo Momma is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe, and I...

Why was the...

He was talking smack.

My girlfriend...

I had to put my foot down

NOTICE:

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in...

Chemistry song 17

Silver Nitrate(to the tune of "Silver Bells")Silver nitrate, silver...

Why do Chinese...

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

How can you spot...

It ain't hard

I hate housework....

Then six months later you have to start again.

What's the worst...

"I'm not Steve Buscemi."