One of them approaches the driver's seat and realizes the man has a warrant on him, so she asks him to step out of the vehicle. The driver opens the door and glances back at the officer standing a few feet away and hesitates for a second. The other officer sees him looking towards the parking lot across the street, so she asks "you're not going to run on me right?" And he said "no ma'am, not from you. I seen you at the gym." "But you'd run from my Sgt?" "Yeah, I seen him at McDonald's!"
[Credit](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3unb5b/police_officers_of_reddit_when_was_the_last_time/cxgbbet) goes to /u/ArmariBella
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