(to save time i will not tell the whole joke in story form as it is practically identical to part one)
Man walks into church the day after previous armless man died. Asks for job as bellringer. Priest says last guy with no arms died preforming that job. Man already knows previous armless man was his brother. Man tells sob story and priest caves in giving the job to second armless man. Man rings bell same way as brother dies same way as brother. Congregation gathers around body. woman cries out "father did you know the man?" Priest responds "I cant remember his name but he is a dead ringer for that other guy"
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